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Said the snail to the hare,
"My rate is much lower."
Said the hare to the snail,
"But you work so much slower."

Said the tiger, in turn,
"Both of you are passé.
I don't charge by the hour,
No, I charge by the day."

Said the monkey, quite pleased,
"I'll tell you what I do,
After counting my hours,
I write them down, times two."

Said the client, in tears,
"I don't know what to do,
The animals run wild,
Who's in charge of this zoo???"